Written on it is a telephone number
Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be right over."
Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she realizes what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane, transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.
The moral of the story is, the next time you order pizza, be sure to say "No anchovies please"