Sunday Morning Sex

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Frankie

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Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed,

make a doctor's appointment.

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
 
I remember back in the day where sex meant a lot.
Until you're in your 50s you realize there's other things more important and more satisfying..........
Again it depends on the participant.Lol!
D.
 
I heard a funny punchline yesterday... "At the end do you still experience sky rockets and pinwheels like 4th of July?" The elderly lady replied, "At our age it ends more like Thanksgiving."
 
Two hookers were talking and the one asked "Do you smoke after having sex"? The other replied "I don't know I never looked".
 
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