tomt966
Well-Known Member
[FONT="]Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant
is someone who was born disabled. The first has no arms. The
second hasno legs and the third has no body, just a head.
The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all
trained and such a contest was historic, so many people gathered to
watch.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the
pool.
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the
bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. Every-
body applauds, (except the guy with no arms, of course.)
The guy with no legs can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of
the pool, so he decides, with all good sportsmanship, to dive down
to the bottom of the pool to rescue his fellow competitor. He picks
up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the
side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and
sputtering.
Eventually the head catches his breath. He takes a moment and then
begins to fume. His face red and steaming, he turns to the crowd
and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my ears,
then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming
cap on me!"
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is someone who was born disabled. The first has no arms. The
second hasno legs and the third has no body, just a head.
The prospect of the race was a bit ridiculous, but the three had all
trained and such a contest was historic, so many people gathered to
watch.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the
pool.
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the
bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. Every-
body applauds, (except the guy with no arms, of course.)
The guy with no legs can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of
the pool, so he decides, with all good sportsmanship, to dive down
to the bottom of the pool to rescue his fellow competitor. He picks
up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the
side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and
sputtering.
Eventually the head catches his breath. He takes a moment and then
begins to fume. His face red and steaming, he turns to the crowd
and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my ears,
then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming
cap on me!"
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