Teacher Arrested at the Airport

[383demon]

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-geebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-geebra is a problem for us,' the Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.''
:-D=D>](*,)

 

[RedFish]

funny !

 

[memike]

I never trusted the people in math class,
It seemed like all they did was look at a book and carry a pointed
object it there pocket.:toothy10:

 

[bvt69dart]

Thank goodness that we are protected from these "threats to our freedom".

 

[FISHBREATH]

Pretty funny. He is probably one of the few competant public school teachers. The teachers union probably turned him in to the feds.

 

[demon seed]

I'll feel so much safer flying now.

Terry