Ten signs that you drunk

[mullinax95]

Top ten signs that you are too drunk

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up

 

[340mopar]

I've been down the #10 path, I did not like that path and won't ever do it again.

If I ever went down the #3 path or the path, whatever the number is, that makes Rosie O'Donnel look good I would have to shoot myself.


Chuck

 

[mullinax95]

I've been down the #10 path, I did not like that path and won't ever do it again.

If I ever went down the #3 path or the path, whatever the number is, that makes Rosie O'Donnel look good I would have to shoot myself.


Chuck

I been there myself and I sure don't want to go back.

 

[memike]

I have learned how to avoid 9 out of ten of them.:angel9:
I can't help if the Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking me.O

 

[busted knuckles]

Not enough booze to drink Rosanne fine.

 

[mac daddy mopar]

when I walk in a bar I pick out the fuglyest chick there, when she starts looking good I get the **** out of dodge:drinkers:

 

[Dartnut]

another few:

You lay on the floor and fall off

You blame John Molson for everything

Your hair hurts