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The last month or so I've been bumping into the same girl at our office building in the smoking area. Well, I managed to get a dinner date for tomorrow. 8) I believe that she's originally from Amarillo, TX. Very cool and very cute. Likes to wear the peasant dress thing and high boots. =P~

She also gave me the low-down on chili, lol! I guess discussions of chili and BBQ can start a fight down there. :snakeman:

Anyway, never dated a Texas woman before. Anything I should know?
 
Those dresses and boots usually cover up the hairy legs lol
and remember no horse jokes
 

Those dresses and boots usually cover up the hairy legs lol

LMAO

Anyways, thats GREAT that you met someone Joe after all youve been through!! Im kinda jealous if she has a nice southern accent. Im a sucker for women with southern accents. Hope all goes well tomorrow!!!!
 
Those dresses and boots usually cover up the hairy legs lol
and remember no horse jokes

ROTF! No bud, I've seen her legs as doesn't always wear high boots, lol, but now you've got me all freaked out. :sad8: lol! Oh yeah, she does ride too. Yee haa! So do I (horses you perverts!) but I'm a bit rusty.

LMAO

Anyways, thats GREAT that you met someone Joe after all youve been through!! Im kinda jealous if she has a nice southern accent. Im a sucker for women with southern accents. Hope all goes well tomorrow!!!!

A very sweet mild southern accent. :)

Get pic's next to your car in those boots for the Mopars and babe's thread. LOL good luck

I think if I whip out the camera on the first date it'll be my last, lol! We'll see how many margarita's I can get her drink. :snakeman: JUST KIDDING!
 
Good luck Buddie. Were all pullin for ya. And I think Burbon is the drink down that way. Bandit brought all the coors back east
 
Good luck Buddie. Were all pullin for ya. And I think Burbon is the drink down that way. Bandit brought all the coors back east

LOL! I'm originally from Chi town but I've been here for 14 years. Miller Genuine Draft was my beer of choice after drinking Old Style for many years. Now it's Heineken for beer and rum and cokes if I want to get trashed with shots of Rumpleminz on the side. Special occaisions call for Jameson Whiskey!

I never did like Coors and neither did she. She digs Captains and Coke and Miller for beer! A woman after my heart. :love7: I spent 30 minutes a day on 6 weeks of smoke breaks feeling this woman out (Whoops, that sounds bad, lol!) before I asked her out.

Thanks Bronx, I plan on doing my best. I'll make all my A body brothers proud! lol! I can be pretty entertaining when motivated. :joker: I promise I won't grill her and keep it light. I just don't want to end up like I did in my last relationship. *****. lol!
 
The last month or so I've been bumping into the same girl at our office building in the smoking area. Well, I managed to get a dinner date for tomorrow. 8) I believe that she's originally from Amarillo, TX. Very cool and very cute. Likes to wear the peasant dress thing and high boots. =P~

She also gave me the low-down on chili, lol! I guess discussions of chili and BBQ can start a fight down there. :snakeman:

Anyway, never dated a Texas woman before. Anything I should know?

I would find out what caliber her shootin iron is.
 
dont underestimate a Texan

Never would underestimate anyone and especially a woman. She seemed super sweet until I brought up the chilli thread I'd been reading here. Damn, she got spicy quick! She said ever hear "Don't mess with Texas?" I said "Yep", she said "No Bullshit". Lol! I like it. I think she was prodding me to ask her out wtihout me knowing it and I just blurted it out. I was manipulated but in a good way, lol!

BTW, thank you for the advice and I do appreciate it.
 
I have faith that this brown eyed girl will be fun and fill your life with pleasure Joe,:-k I just have that felling :drinkers: Most likely she and you are needing a good home and partner in life, so be who you are and she will too.
I hop you both of you have a great time together. I dare you to say memike has said hello and keep her spirit where you can see it:thumbrig: Then this can be a good venture for both of you.:clock: Ok I have been drinking but I think I mean what I am saying.:drunken:
 
I have faith that this brown eyed girl will be fun and fill your life with pleasure Joe,:-k I just have that felling :drinkers: Most likely she and you are needing a good home and partner in life, so be who you are and she will too.
I hop you both of you have a great time together. I dare you to say memike has said hello and keep her spirit where you can see it:thumbrig: Then this can be a good venture for both of you.:clock: Ok I have been drinking but I think I mean what I am saying.:drunken:

And I think I you mean what you say and I understand what you meant, lol! :joker: Now how do you know she has brown eyes? Yep, I'm on my second bottle of wine so I've had a few myself. And BTW, how the heck did you know she has brown eyes brother? 8)
 
Well Joe its like this :drinkers: I sent her to the place on the corner to meet ya[-o< and she has a small beautiful face and body that is healthy and strong.
Heck just look at the guns on here "arm" she could throw her own saddle on a horse
and keep her own destiny. Hope you have a great time and she douse too.

Just me memike:wave::drinkers:
 
Well Joe its like this :drinkers: I sent her to the place on the corner to meet ya[-o< and she has a small beautiful face and body that is healthy and strong.
Heck just look at the guns on here "arm" she could throw her own saddle on a horse
and keep her own destiny. Hope you have a great time and she douse too.

Just me memike:wave::drinkers:

Dude, how do you do that? "she has a small beautiful face and body that is healthy and strong."You hit the nail on the head.

"Heck just look at the guns on here "arm" she could throw her own saddle on a horse
and keep her own destiny"
Now you're just freaking me right out, LOL! :clock: I sure as heck won't complain. If this was your doing I can only say thanks, 'cause I've been scoping this woman out for 6 weeks.

We'll see how it goes. 8) I'm a bit gun shy after what I've been through.

Joe

Oh yeah, I have to round the corner to get to the smoking bench. :)
 
Do you remember me saying a new moon would be good for fishing back about the 29 of September:drinkers: It was a new Moon and full
A good day I bet :cheers:
You had to say hello to her that day. She new who you was:toothy7:
I told her to wait for that day, because that was the time to show her self:drinkers: whoops :-#
 
Here's some insperation for ya. From a transplanted Texan.

I've got some fond memories of San Angelo,
and I've seen some beauty queens in El Paso,
but the best lookin women that I've ever seen,
have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans

Chorus:
I'm a country plowboy, not an urban cowboy,
and I dont ride bulls but I have fought some men,
drive a pickup truck,
trust in God and luck and I live to love Texas women.

I thought I'd seen beauty in faraway places,
till I looked upon those Houston faces,
spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,
but they werent nothin like one night down in BROWNSVILLE

Repeat Chorus

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,
and I aint seen nothin that will touch em' yet,
they may be from Waco or out in Lampassas,
but one thing about it they all come from Texas.

Repeat Chorus

I'm an Oiler fan not a soccer man,
and my arms are red and so is my blood,
and they make it boil with that soft Texas drawl and I love em all,
Texas women.
 
Here's some insperation for ya. From a transplanted Texan.

I've got some fond memories of San Angelo,
and I've seen some beauty queens in El Paso,
but the best lookin women that I've ever seen,
have all been in Texas and all wearin jeans

Chorus:
I'm a country plowboy, not an urban cowboy,
and I dont ride bulls but I have fought some men,
drive a pickup truck,
trust in God and luck and I live to love Texas women.

I thought I'd seen beauty in faraway places,
till I looked upon those Houston faces,
spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,
but they werent nothin like one night down in BROWNSVILLE

Repeat Chorus

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,
and I aint seen nothin that will touch em' yet,
they may be from Waco or out in Lampassas,
but one thing about it they all come from Texas.

Repeat Chorus

I'm an Oiler fan not a soccer man,
and my arms are red and so is my blood,
and they make it boil with that soft Texas drawl and I love em all,
Texas women.

Thanks Valiant!

Your first Chorus is me. 8) I've dug ditches, worked in a laundy plant in Chicago, my dad first taught me to use a chainsaw on his land in N WI when I 12. Not much good chilli up there but damn good people. I worked my way up. I was never given anything.
 
Joe, I think the camera and pictures with the A is a way to find out how she fits in.

Is the A IMPORTANT to you? explain that you are proud of your A and you would like her to model with it for a few of your friends. If she doesn't agree maybe she will reject your hobby later and why waste time and money on something going no where

Good Luck and hope it works out for you
 
Good luck. Remember the way to handle a strong girl is to challenge her, keep her slightly controlled (they like that) and let her grow at the same time. If you can figure out how to do that you'll have her licked. I know from experience.
 
Joe, Congrats on finding you a gal. I know what you mean about gun shy... I go to court on the 21st to get it over with. Had a chance to date a gal not long ago but did not go for it. I'm tired of getting stomped on, hurt, mad as hell, spending money,used.


Don't listen to these guys on getting a picture of her on here. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT! Maybe later but not right now.
 
My two cents worth of what I know of most women, psychologically-speaking:

If you are real fond of her...make her the center of your interest. Ask questions about HER and HER interests. Women love to have guys show interest in them. It is natural. NO NOT talk about cars or taking her picture with a car on your first date. If she brings it up, it would then be okay to talk of your interests. If she shows genuine interest in the hobby, you can bring it up there or on on future dates. Do not blather on about yourself. If she asks questions about yourself, answer them honestly, but always shift the conversation back to her. DO NOT GET DRUNK, at least on the first date.

Best of luck to you; you never know when you might have finally found "the right one."
 
Thanks everyone! Everything went great and we'll be having more dates to come. No details will be spilled on a public forum, lol! I'll just say that she has no problem with my hobby and thinks it's "cool" :), the conversation was easy, I found out quite about her and it seems all good, I don't drink and drive so no problem there and we'll be having more dates.

Have a great Sunday all! :-D
 
Congrats on finding a Texas gal from the RIGHT TOWN! ;)

and yes I can qualify that statement according ro a recent survey...
Third most conservative city in the nation... Yes we all have arsenals!
 
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