Peggy: "We havent moved an inch in 2 hours"
Al:"Peg,I can hear that in our bedroom,now just shut up and let me enjoy myself"
Peggy: "I can hear that in our bedroom too"
---------
"What reeks is this facade we call labor day! honk if you hate labor day! You know what else reeks? Familys reek! honk if you hate familys,because they are truly the reason labor day reeks!
Once a year they're on these highways and byways and what do they say? we hate this,we hate you,idiot,moron,buffoon daddy! But what about us,the ones who truly labor? we're on this stinking road everyday choking and wheezing,marching along like lemmings to a horrible,screaming death. why cries for us argentina?! Not our familys..well we cant expect that,the yoke on the oxen feels no guilt! But what we can expect is that on our one lousy stinking day off,traffic can move us to our lousy,stinking,pathetic destinations. To our polluted beaches,our burning forests,our wheezing grandmas...to our family bbq's with uncle otto and his runny eye.But does the highway dept. prepare for us? are they out here helping us? are they out there in front of us by that first damn car that caused this whole traffic jam saying step on the gas you moron and let the 20 million people pass? they are not. Why? because they dont care! and that my friends is what really reeks!
So lets face it,were not moving,were just lining up to die,but lets show them that the American spirit is not dead. so join me,will you,on this our labor day and get out of your cars and tear this highway to bits!! go into your trunks,get your tire irons and your road flares!! burn baby,burn! vengance is ours!"
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpGiX0KfFkM"]Married With Children 5x01 We'll Follow The Sun - YouTube[/ame]
