John O'Reilly hoists his beer and says to those assembled in the bar, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That wins him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He goes home to tell his wife.
"Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She asks, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John says, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that's very nice indeed, John!" Mary says.
The next day, Mary runs into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckles and says, "John won the prize the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She says, "Aye, I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come..."
"Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She asks, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John says, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that's very nice indeed, John!" Mary says.
The next day, Mary runs into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckles and says, "John won the prize the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She says, "Aye, I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come..."
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