cudaspaz
Well-Known Member
THE FARMER AND THE PLANE CRASH
When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The top cop and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
Hey Bill, the cop yelled. Did you see this terrible accident happen?
Yeah, sure did, the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.
Do you realize that is Air Force One, the plane of Barack Obama, the President of the United States?
Yep.
Well, were there any survivors?
Nope. They was all killed straight out. I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.
You mean the President is dead? the cop shouted.
Well, the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, He kept saying he wasn't, but you know what a liar he is.
The top cop and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
Hey Bill, the cop yelled. Did you see this terrible accident happen?
Yeah, sure did, the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.
Do you realize that is Air Force One, the plane of Barack Obama, the President of the United States?
Yep.
Well, were there any survivors?
Nope. They was all killed straight out. I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.
You mean the President is dead? the cop shouted.
Well, the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, He kept saying he wasn't, but you know what a liar he is.
