The Funeral

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inkjunkie

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> A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
> Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
> walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about
> 200 men walking single file.
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> The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
> man walking the dog and said:
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> "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
> you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."

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> ''What happened to her?"

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> "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her
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> He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
> when the dog turned on her."
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> A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
> between the two men.
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> "Can I borrow the dog?"
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> The man replied, "Get in line."
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Good one Ink. Reminds me, years ago living in the bush I had a elkhound/sheperd cross that was tuff as nails, used to tree bears and was great with the kids. Hell she loved everyone except my mother in law. Everytime the ***** would come to visit Sandy wouldn't let her out of the car (she'd just stare at her through the window and growl at her) untill my wife or myself told her to go lay down. She was a dam good dog.:icon_smi:
 
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