71produster
Well-Known Member
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's **** .. . that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****
And tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
Between **** and shine (not quite sure what that is).
There are lucky *****, dumb ***** and crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse
**** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the **** or duck when
the
**** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like **** and there are times
when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of **** or find yourself up **** creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a
bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the
English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so, if you don't
give
a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
**** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****.
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's **** .. . that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****
And tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
Between **** and shine (not quite sure what that is).
There are lucky *****, dumb ***** and crazy *****. There is bull ****, horse
**** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the **** or duck when
the
**** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like **** and there are times
when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or
a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of **** or find yourself up **** creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a
bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the
English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so, if you don't
give
a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
**** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****.
