The part they left out...

[JayD]

And God promised men that good
and obedient wives would be found
in all corners of the world.

Then He made the earth round… and
laughed and laughed and laughed…

 

[bvt69dart]

Thank's for starting my morning off with a smile!

 

[Dartnut]

The lord works in mysterious ways......

 

[Oklacarcollecto]

That must be why they thought the earth was flat in the old days. Columbus was really sailing to one of the corners to find an obedient wife.... They left that part out of the history book.