The pilot

[Mark Wainwright]

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto."

He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot.

The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap . . . then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge ta-tas out for dinner . . . . then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night long!"

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and falls on her face. The old lady leans over and says:

"No need to hurry, dear. He's gonna take a sh*t first."

 

[retroron]

Been telling that joke for many years too

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Been telling that joke for many years too

Some are still as funny as the first time you heard it

 

[Ahoey]

Haha, that's a classic mix-up with the intercom, isn't it? It's one of those moments that reminds us all that pilots are just regular people, too, once the uniform comes off.

In high school a couple centuries ago they would play the national anthem and read the announcements, over the intercom. One morning the secretary forgot to turn the mic off. Her an another woman were talking **** about some teacher in the school. Funny as hell I’m sure there was a lot of back pedaling