Three wishes

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Yote

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A drunk goes on a cruise taking advantage of the alcohol package. Stumbled out on the deck and falls overboard. He washes up on a deserted island. Still stumbling around on the beach ,kicks a bottle and a genii pops out, granting him three wishes. After a moment he asks for a bottle of booze that will never be empty. POOF- the bottle appeared. The drunk grabbed it and took several long drinks trying to empty it, but each time he set it down it was still full. The genii, getting impatient says ' you still have two more wishes, don't waste them.' The drunk replied ' I want two more bottles just like this one'.

I thought at first that was a wise choice since he could sell them for a fortune.
But --- he is on a deserted island !!!!!!!
 

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