Tiger in Newfoundland

[Rob]

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into
a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows
nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware
of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two
tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger .

"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!"

 

[buddyralf]

That's funny. Good joke.

 

[RedFish]

Oldie but goodie
Interesting crap I can add. I bought an A-body from a golfer once. The hindge thingy was broke on the drivers vent window so he had a golf tee shoved in there holding the glass in place. While that one was seen right away there were a few other places, discovered later on, where he had used a Tee to semi-repair little stuff.
I've never been on a golf course in my life, except for fishing the ponds, but I learned from that previous owner. I now have a couple golf Tees in every glovebox, just in case.