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67Dart273

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How to tell if you are too stupid for April Fools:

You did something that gets you arrested!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/01/susan-tinker-waffle-house-april-fools-hoax_n_2993529.html

Susan Tinker, Waffle House Employee, Arrested After April Fools' Day Joke

The Huffington Post | By Megan Griffo

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Susan Tinker was arrested Monday morning after an April Fools' Day joke got police involved.



Officers and K9 units in Hampton, Va., said they found themselves the butt of an April Fools' Day joke when a Waffle House employee reported a fabricated robbery.
Susan Tinker, 20, was arrested and charged Monday morning with falsely summoning police, NBC affiliate WAVY reported.
When authorities responded to her 911 call, they interviewed employees while canines sniffed the scene for evidence -- a process which took more than an hour to complete, WTVR reported.
A review of the surveillance footage proved the incident was an April Fools' Day hoax,according to NBC News.
Hampton Police Division Cpl. Mary Shackelford told the station that officers won't take pranks like Tinker's lightly.
"Sometimes we'll get incidents where kids are playing around on the phone," she said. "But usually it's nothing of this caliber."
According to a news release obtained by The Virginian-Pilot, Tinker's charge, a misdemeanor, can result in up to a year in prison and/or a $2,500 fine.
 
The sad part is that people like that breed and raise kids.

Scary

The mayor of Phoenix used to call 911 for driving directions all the time until they threatened her with fines.

dumbass people.
 
67Dart273 said:
up to a year in prison and/or a $2,500 fine.
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Not long enough.

Can't believe she's stupid enough to think she was going to get away with this, or that her and the PD would just simply have a laugh over it. I think she should get the $2500 fine, year in prison (and longer tbh), AND a few smacks upside the head to hopefully knock that common sense gland back into working order.


- CK
 
What do you call it when you have 32 Waffle House waitresses in the same room?

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A full set of teeth! :tard:
 
Is it just me, or does it look like her face was put together by the same guy that designed the makeup for Sloth in The Goonies?

"Rocky...Road? Heh-heh-heh!"
 
Chameleon said:
What do you call it when you have 32 Waffle House waitresses in the same room?

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A full set of teeth! :tard:
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Another version of what is 70 feet long and has 6 teeth.......the front row at Country Thunder.....
 
I heard on a news show yesterday (CNBC?) that McDonalds will be requiring a college degree now to be hired to operate the cash register. Is that because too many high school grads can't read anymore? McD's cash registers don't even have numbers on them anymore - they switched to photos of their products years ago. Very sad for the USA's future.
 
TrailBeast said:
The sad part is that people like that breed and raise kids.

Scary

The mayor of Phoenix used to call 911 for driving directions all the time until they threatened her with fines.

dumbass people.
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And Vote!
 
"Hampton Police Division Cpl. Mary Shackelford"

Hey, is that Rusty Shackelford's wife? You know, Dale Gribbles alias from "King of the Hill?" LOL :D
 
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