Trucker's breakfast

[Nomax]

TRUCKER'S BREAKFAST - It's coffee (honest!), A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order.
He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

 

[67Dart273]

Buncha wild outlaw bikers come into a joint, a truck driver is sitting at the counter peacefully eating his meal

"That's my stool!!" says one of the outlaw bikers

The trucker, not wanting trouble, starts to get up with his plate.

"I think that's my steak," says the biker.

The trucker doesn't say a word, just turns and walks out the door.

The biker is eating the steak, looks at the waiter, and says, "not much of a fighter, was he?"

"Not much of a truck driver, either," says the waiter. "He just ran over a BUNCH of those bikes out front as he left!!!!"