Uh-Oh I Smell Trouble!!

[12many]

Good lord this is getting serious now!! Can’t even pull a “Dutch Oven” on the wife now!!!https://ourcommunitynow.com/news-wo...ugh-farts-these-australian-doctors-suggest-so

 

[dart_68]

Definitely no crop dusting either

 

[TrailBeast]

Definitely no crop dusting either

Alright, that's it!
I'm going out to a street corner and protest for my constitutional right to Crop Dust at Walmart to be upheld.

 

[TrailBeast]

AND, that starts a whole new question.
Does this mean whenever someone else farted I got moisture droplets???
So now tailgating even without being in a vehicle could be deadly???

EEWWW

 

[12many]

“Silent But Deadly” might pack a 1-2 punch as now if the stench don’t getcha the virus in it will.

 

[67Dart273]

Pretty soon the 'x' perts will be asking if it can be spread over the internet.....you know, an "internet virus"

 

[peedee]

easy solution set your farts alight heat will kill off the virus

 

[Swingn’71]

easy solution set your farts alight heat will kill off the virus

My buddy has been saying the e.p.a. Should have mandated a catalytic converter on my *** years ago anyway....Swingn’

 

[halifaxhops]

Screw the cow farts taking the ozone layer away its been the humans all along!

 

[norshorblufish]

Hey Ole! Why you got dat dar lighter taped to da arse of your pants?

Oh! I read dis article bout how you can catch da virus by someones farts. Day say heat kills da virus. So I'm doin my part.
Effry time I got to fart I yust flick my BIC.
Only bad ting I ruin a lot of pants.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Screw the cow farts taking the ozone layer away its been the humans all along!

I do my part. It's a sad *** that never rejoices