69signetv8
Well-Known Member
Things to do at Walmart while wife shops:
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the womens restrooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and tell her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched
what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to
put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign
to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers their invited in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if she can help you,
start to cry and ask, 'Why can't you
people just leave me alone?'
9. Looked right into the security camera,
use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the
antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme
12. In the auto department, practiced the
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement come's over the
loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ....
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
"Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares
to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the womens restrooms.
4. Walked up to an employee and tell her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watched
what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to
put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign
to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department
and tell other shoppers their invited in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if she can help you,
start to cry and ask, 'Why can't you
people just leave me alone?'
9. Looked right into the security camera,
use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the
antidepressants.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously,
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme
12. In the auto department, practiced the
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement come's over the
loud speaker, assume the fetal position and
screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ....
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
"Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!"
