What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet???
"Supplies"
"Supplies"
What.....
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diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
i'd call it catering to perverts who would be better served by a lobotomy
Ahoey
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Mommy Mommy I’m tired of going in circles. Shut up kid or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor
ir3333
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what do you feed an invisible cat?
.....evaporated milk
.....evaporated milk
Mommy mommy can I go play with Grandma?
No you've already dug her up twice this week
No you've already dug her up twice this week
famous bob
mopar misfit
grab them by the neck w/ their mouth , same as a stud horse !
famous bob
mopar misfit
or ''el sicko >"
"Mommy mommy can Jimmy come out and play?" "You know he has no arms and legs". "Yeah we know, we need to use him for second base"
"Mommy mommy I hate sister's guts!"
"Shut up and eat what's on your plate".
"Shut up and eat what's on your plate".
Ahoey
Well-Known Member
So if Jimmy was in a swimming pool he’d be Bob?
Or Buoy
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
loganscuda
This/These
Maybe that’s not really a tail……the archaeologists just thought it was a tail.
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