When your Ex Texts you

[Kmrumedy]

 

[Treblig]

Yes but then I would still pistol whip Bin Laden and Hitler!!

 

[Haugland J]

Or line them up and shoot them all with one bullet.

 

[jedrattle]

 

[Haugland J]

Full disclosure my joke was taken from a tv show.

 

[dibbons]

Or line them up and shoot them all with one bullet.

I did that once at the family cattle ranch with a Remington pump action .22 LR. There was a squirrel peaking out of his hole on the side of a dirt bank. After he got hit, I walked over and found two dead bodies. The other squirrel must have been directly behind looking over the other one's shoulder.

 

[loganscuda]

I shot a deer in the hoof and killed him instantly............he was scratching his ear.

 

[JeffisOld]

I'd lie, cause I NEVER only have 2 bullets!

 

[Jadaharabi]

Shot a coyote on a ditch bank once with a sks. Went to get the body and had hit a second one with the one shot.
$130 worth of fur for 1 bullet.

 

[grimreaper]

A friend shot an antelope and when he got to it discovered he got two with one bullet. The game warden was even looking on from a distance. He gave him a good scare and then told him if he could convince me to use. my tag he would consider it a lesson learned. Short season for me that year!

 

[diymirage]

Shot a coyote on a ditch bank once with a sks. Went to get the body and had hit a second one with the one shot.
$130 worth of fur for 1 bullet.

SKS is on the top of my Christmas list

 

[ralleyred]

shoot the two psychopaths, then pistol whip the third.