A Polish guy, an Italian, and an Irishman finish work and are deciding where to go for happy hour. The Irishman says, "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness."
The Italian says, "That's good, but if we go to Spignesi's, with every third round we get a free bottle of wine."
The Polish guy chimes in, "That sounds fine, but if we go to Kowalski's we drink for free all night, and then go out to the parking lot and get laid."
"That sounds too good to be true!" the Irishman exclaims. "Have you actually been there?"
The Polish guy replies, "Never been there myself - but my wife goes there all the time..."
The Italian says, "That's good, but if we go to Spignesi's, with every third round we get a free bottle of wine."
The Polish guy chimes in, "That sounds fine, but if we go to Kowalski's we drink for free all night, and then go out to the parking lot and get laid."
"That sounds too good to be true!" the Irishman exclaims. "Have you actually been there?"
The Polish guy replies, "Never been there myself - but my wife goes there all the time..."
