The old lady had purchased a pair of white cockatoos for company. She wanted to name them Joey and Polly, but she was unable to identify which was the male and which was the female, so she inquired at the pet shop.
The pet shop owner told her to watch them and she would be able to identify the male when they were mating.
The old lady watched and waited. One day, she heard squawks and saw feathers flying and she was easily able to identify Joey. So that she would always be able to identify him, she put a white band around his neck.
Some time later, the old lady gave an afternoon tea party for the church. Joey spotted the priest and flew onto his shoulder and squawked, "So they've caught you f*cking around too, eh???"
The pet shop owner told her to watch them and she would be able to identify the male when they were mating.
The old lady watched and waited. One day, she heard squawks and saw feathers flying and she was easily able to identify Joey. So that she would always be able to identify him, she put a white band around his neck.
Some time later, the old lady gave an afternoon tea party for the church. Joey spotted the priest and flew onto his shoulder and squawked, "So they've caught you f*cking around too, eh???"
