It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk,
if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"??
The original "point & click" interface,
was a Smith & Wesson!
A fool and his money,
can throw one heck of a party!
When blondes have more fun,
do they know it?
5 days a week, my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park!
Learn from your parent's mistakes,
use birth control!
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion,
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol!
We are born wet, naked and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you,
fuzzy green meat is bad for you!
Ninety nine percent of all lawyers,
give the rest a bad name!
Artificial intelligence,
is no match for natural stupidity!
The latest survey shows that,
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population!
Do you know why a politician is like a banana?
He comes in green,
then he turns yellow,
and then he's rotten!
Congressmen should be required to were uniforms like Nascar drivers.
That way we could identify their corporate sponsors!
The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is because,
they could not make a living under the laws they've passed!
but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk,
if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"??
The original "point & click" interface,
was a Smith & Wesson!
A fool and his money,
can throw one heck of a party!
When blondes have more fun,
do they know it?
5 days a week, my body is a temple.
The other two, it's an amusement park!
Learn from your parent's mistakes,
use birth control!
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion,
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol!
We are born wet, naked and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you,
fuzzy green meat is bad for you!
Ninety nine percent of all lawyers,
give the rest a bad name!
Artificial intelligence,
is no match for natural stupidity!
The latest survey shows that,
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population!
Do you know why a politician is like a banana?
He comes in green,
then he turns yellow,
and then he's rotten!
Congressmen should be required to were uniforms like Nascar drivers.
That way we could identify their corporate sponsors!
The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is because,
they could not make a living under the laws they've passed!
