I'm diggin on these stories! It's great to know there's other lead-foot ladies out there like me.
Though it's been many years, my boyfriend at the time let me take his 396 4-speed 69 Chevelle down the 1/4 mile at the Pueblo Motor Sports track once. At the end of the run when I came back to the pits, he was livid and demanded that I get out of the car immediately. "You're never driving my car again! Ever ever ever!!!!"
A few minutes later, his best friend pulled me off to the side. He revealed that I'd beat Jeff's best time by two and half seconds, his ET by 9 miles an hour, and his reaction time by almost a full second. I still have the 13.14 / .003 / 1.18 60-foot time slip somewhere.
What can I say? The boy just couldn't shift. :-D