"Words of Wisdom"

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#1 If Life gives you lemons,squish em real good and sell off as lemonade.
#2 don't kick the crust off a turd you'll bring back the stink.
#3 pat your mopar on the dash at least once a week.
#4 measure twice,cut once.
#5 and for all you early a body fans out there......If it normally starts perfect and won't now......kick the brake pedal and shee'll start right up. then refer to number three.....
 
"If you're going to New York, dont get off in Chicago" (Go all the way)

"It's a great life if you dont weakin"

Small Block
 
"Wherever you go, there you are"
"Today is the day you worried about yesterday"
"You can drink an ugly woman pretty, but you can't drink a fat woman thin"
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do"
"I used to know all the answers, but then they changed the questions"
and my perverted -- uhh personal favorite
"I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now"
 
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

No matter how tough you think you are, there is always someone that can kick your ***.

Never let your Daughter date someone that is tougher than you, but if she insists, make sure you show him your gun collection.

You can't fix stupid.

Everyone needs a good asskickin every now and then just to keep them respectful.

Never date a chick that broke up with someone just to be with you.

Don't mouth off to cops.

Don't mouth off to adults.

Never, ever mouth off to your Girlfriend's Mother, see above thread about Dad with guns.

Brush your damn teeth, learn what dental floss is and use it, and shower regularly especially if are wondering why chicks don't talk to you.
Nobody likes a scumbag.
 
"Sometimes it's the people that have the least that end up giving the most"
 
When teaching others, we have a tendency to forget how hard it was to originally learn what is now second nature.
 
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