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[spl440]

I Met An Older Woman At A Bar Last Night...

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

 

[famous bob]

i met an older woman at a bar last night...

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and i found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if i'd ever had a sportsman's double?

'what's that? I asked. 'it's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and i wondered what her daughter might look like, i said, 'no, i haven't.' we drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' we went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'mom...you still awake?'

l o l!!!!!!!!

 

[85glht]

Hilarious!!

 

[MOPARMITCH]

I like women over 40. They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're usually grateful as hell!!

 

[barbee6043]

there ya go!!! LOL

 

[69383valiant]

Lmao!!!

 

[4spdragtop]

LMAO! Good one, thanks!

 

[acpat]

might be snow on the roof but there is fire in the oven lol

 

[cannucky]

just avoid the redheads -"Rusty roof mean stinky Drain"-Confucius .

 

[65LoveAffair]

I like women over 40. They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're usually grateful as hell!!

I don't know who you get your info from, but MommaCat is over 40 and yells so loud our neighbor has been known to have a cigarette when we're done...