Would you re-marry?

[FASTBACK340]

Would you remarry? Be careful!!

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
[FONT=C!ourier New]HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."[/FONT]
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd wanther own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
[FONT=Courier Ne!w]HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."[/FONT]
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: . . . "****."

 

[Rob]

Good one!

 

[MtNemoMopar]

Did She re-marry?

 

[IndianaDodge]

Lol

 

[lead69]

Did She re-marry?

No,she got alimony!!!

 

[dartcuda]

I think it was a trap and he fell for it....lol

 

[onehellofadart]

Doahhhhh!!!!

 

[memike]

Thanks for the good laugh John !!!:iconbigg:

 

[demon seed]

He should of started snoaring when she asked the first question.

Terry

 

[Guitar Jones]

The wife asked me this once. I told her no way I would remarry. You've ruined it for the rest of them.