phf
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aboard an airplane:
as an attractive blond sits down in first class, the flight attendant approaches her and asks for her ticket. the blond hands the stuardes her ticket.
"Ma'am, you're in the wrong seat. Your ticket is for the third class," says the flight attendant.
"So! Im an attracitve, young woman, I'll sit where i want to!" states the blond.
Stunned and frustrated, the flight attendant walks to the controll room and speaks to the captain on this issue.
"I'll take care of it," says the captain with confidence
"You don't understand. This woman WILL NOT MOVE," says the stuardes.
"It's ok, I have a blond wife," says the captain.
so the flight attendant watches as the captain approaches the blond, leans in close to her and whispers something into her ear. Nodding apologetically the blond gets up and walks deeper into the airplane.
"What'd you tell her," asks the stuardes.
"I told her that the first class wasnt destined where she was flying to," replyed the captain.
as an attractive blond sits down in first class, the flight attendant approaches her and asks for her ticket. the blond hands the stuardes her ticket.
"Ma'am, you're in the wrong seat. Your ticket is for the third class," says the flight attendant.
"So! Im an attracitve, young woman, I'll sit where i want to!" states the blond.
Stunned and frustrated, the flight attendant walks to the controll room and speaks to the captain on this issue.
"I'll take care of it," says the captain with confidence
"You don't understand. This woman WILL NOT MOVE," says the stuardes.
"It's ok, I have a blond wife," says the captain.
so the flight attendant watches as the captain approaches the blond, leans in close to her and whispers something into her ear. Nodding apologetically the blond gets up and walks deeper into the airplane.
"What'd you tell her," asks the stuardes.
"I told her that the first class wasnt destined where she was flying to," replyed the captain.
