You can't MAKE this stuff up

[67Dart273]

Evidently a woman came to the Spokane area to buy a "breeding pig." A FIVE HUNDRED POUND pig, which she was gonna haul back home to Montana in her I-don't-know-what it was, Suby, minivan, etc,

BUT THE UNMENTIONED punchline was the cargo shelf plugged into the hitch receiver on the back with FOUR five gallon plastic gas cans on the back. I guess we missed the BBQ

Anyhow, the pig became incensed, leaped out the rear side window, and evidently the Spokane PD needed more target practice than they have been getting lately, so they roped the thing, "tazed the bro" and then shot it, seriously dead, that is.

Next the tow truck came and loaded the (dead) thing back into the I-don't-know-what car it was, and off she went, complete with spare gas on the back.



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http://www.krem.com/home/Police-sho...-in-Spokane-Valley-parking-lot-121812609.html

http://spokanevalley.kxly.com/news/...d-pig-lassoed-tased-shot-spokane-valley/46422

 

[camd64]

Mmmmmmmmmm..........Bacon.

 

[grumpuscreature]

That's a Ford Windstar. Gives you an insight into the intelligence of a Windstar owner doesn't it? If stupid was gasoline, the oil companies would be paying us to use it.

 

[67Dart273]

That's a Ford Windstar..

Kinda makes ya wonder what a 500lb pig (not including the driver) gets for mileage, eh?

 

[PanGasket]

Kinda makes ya wonder what a 500lb pig (not including the driver) gets for mileage, eh?

I'd say around 12mpg:toothy10: Thanks for the laugh man. I seriously lmao when I saw the tazed the bro part.

 

[Mr.Ed]

That's gotta be a fun 250 mile trip home with a bullet ridden dead pig leaking blood in the back. ukerigh: