Xcptshnl1
Well-Known Member
Here is why most guys can't win for loosing:
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. :geek:
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.:bootysha:
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. :violent1:
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. :finga:
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive. :snorting:
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
rotest:
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor. :bs:
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob. :hippy2:
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful. :thebirdm:
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.:tongue3:
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
:downtown:
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. :geek:
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.:bootysha:
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. :violent1:
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. :finga:
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive. :snorting:
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a control freak.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
rotest:If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's manipulation.
If she asks you, it's a favor. :bs:
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're self-centered.
If you don't, you're a slob. :hippy2:
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful. :thebirdm:
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.:tongue3:
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
:downtown:
