PlumCrazyJay
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> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
> > them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of
> > catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer
> > her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded
> > in only pushing it in deeper.
> > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> > worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out
> > the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
> > problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The
> > young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up
> > the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
> > When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and
> > daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
> > nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
> > 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
> > when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers,
> > our son-in-law.'
> > them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of
> > catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer
> > her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded
> > in only pushing it in deeper.
> > He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
> > worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out
> > the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the
> > problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The
> > young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up
> > the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
> > When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and
> > daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
> > nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
> > 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
> > when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers,
> > our son-in-law.'
