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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews Please."

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer. "Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes."
 
You're a "Gold Member" and you post this kind of crap?

Even as a WASP I'm offended. By the way, I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, what did you do?
 
67Dart273 said:
You're a "Gold Member" and you post this kind of crap?

Even as a WASP I'm offended. By the way, I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, what did you do?
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First of all being a "Gold Member" just means that I pay to help support this web site, do you? Second, I am not going to apologize if my sense of humor offends you, because in the Grand Scheme of my sorry exisitance of life you mean nothing to me. Third, I would like to thank you for your service. Fourth, what did I do? At the age of 15 my Dad had 5 strokes. For over a year I balanced going to school, worked 8 hours a day and helped take care of my disabled Dad. Ending up quitting school and for 4 years or so busted my *** to support my parents. After my Mom was able to put her self back together somewhat I worked for the Post Office for close to 20 years before being tossed out on disability retirement because I was deemed a hazard to my self and others....
 
Someone needs to take their political correctness and stuff it in their butthole, if only they could surgicly remove the stick first... It's a joke dude!
 
Holy ****.....now we get a pissing match in the "Jokes, Funny Stuff, Anything Goes" section.......as the title says "Anything Goes".
 
67Dart273 said:
You're a "Gold Member" and you post this kind of crap?

Even as a WASP I'm offended. By the way, I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, what did you do?
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I am so sick of hyper sensitive sissys. I too served in the Navy, so go jump off a bridge.
 
hellion_locdogg said:
Someone needs to take their political correctness and stuff it in their butthole, if only they could surgicly remove the stick first... It's a joke dude!
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MVRCorp said:
Holy ****.....now we get a pissing match in the "Jokes, Funny Stuff, Anything Goes" section.......as the title says "Anything Goes".
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Badart said:
I am so sick of hyper sensitive sissys. I too served in the Navy, so go jump off a bridge.
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The guy is not even here a month and he already is pissing about stuff. To all of you vets, I sincerely appreciate your service to our great country. But, just because you served does not make you any more or less of a human being than those who have not. To the guy who found my joke offensive, not that my life is any bodies business, I did talk to the Military about enlisting. I was told that because of my family situation I was not able to enlist. That along with my torn tendons in both my wrists and elbows I was told I was also not medically fit. But hey, you did enlist so that makles you a better Man than I, at least in your eyes......
 
Exactly what I would have done if I were the Captain. Only it wouldn't have been a joke then...it would have been real.
 
Well...What did she expect..? She DID ask for "Good Dancers"...8)






< still in "JOKE-Mode" >
 
hellion_locdogg said:
Someone needs to take their political correctness and stuff it in their butthole, if only they could surgicly remove the stick first... It's a joke dude!
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I agree with this statement.

Especially since his comment spoke more of his own stupidity...er, ahem, inability to comprehend the joke than anything.
 
magnumdart said:
Good dancers, Mississippi, rich white girls, Jewish navy Captain, gotta love it. How could you not get it. This joke has everything.
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Must not be as racist as I thought I was or I would of picked up on all that.

I will work on my stereotypes just for you:toothy10:
 
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