Post your favorite saying

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Oklacarcollecto said:
There is two versions of this that are my favorite.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear a fool than open it and remove all doubt.
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K.O. SWINGER said:
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Actually it is a Mark Twain quote. He said the first one.
 
"You'd complain if you were hung with a new rope"
"Better than a whip in the belly with a frozen boot lace"
"Bend over, I think I know you" < this one is not very nice.

Darryl
 
No one said Life was going to be Fair..

You can not fix Stupid

You can not make chicken salad out of chicken ****
 
I also like Tommy lee Jones in No Country for old men. If it aint a mess itll work till the mess gets here
 
A faint heart never won a fair lady!

Play the hand your dealt.

If it works it ain't stupid!




Glenn
 
"I've been called worse by better." That one always pissed people off. Some take longer than others to get it. ;)
 
It's hard to remember that you're here to drain the swamp when you're up to your *** in alligators.

Scars are reminders that you knew it was gonna hurt but you were stupid enough to do it anyway.
 
&#8221;A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.&#8221;
But when I'm tinkering in the garage the wife says "if it aint broke, tweak it"
 
A line from a Jimmy Buffett song...I am a big Buffett fan

"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead"

I try to live by this, I don't want to wither away in an old folks home wearing diapers and eating mush
 
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