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"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

Yogi Berra
 
One my auto teacher told me when he was teaching how to remember the 4 strokes.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow
 
My Dads " What kind of stupid are ya ?!
When Pigs fly
If you can't fix it with a hammer , it must be electrical
Better to be pissed off then pissed on.

You weren't born ! You were **** on a fence post and raised by the sun.

No matter where you go , thats where you are.
 
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra

Slicker than snot on a door knob

If it don't run chrome it, that's for the Cheby guys

Dead Nuts - When the measurement is right on

Lifes a ***** then you marry one - Been there done that

Mt favorite from my Dad (RIP) Don't worry what someone else is doing, worry what your doing

Dumber than a box of rocks
 
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