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Everybody's Fool
This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth, NSW who won the World's Shortest Essay competition.
He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour…
Here it is…
Shortest Essay:
An English creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Physical Disability
4. Racism
5. Homosexuality
The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged coon is a poofter’.
He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour…
Here it is…
Shortest Essay:
An English creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Physical Disability
4. Racism
5. Homosexuality
The prize-winner wrote:
'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged coon is a poofter’.