23 Adult Truths

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23 ADULT TRUTHS, but I'm only posting 8 today LOL :tongue3: :p


1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the **** are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
 
#9 Trash in hand from the table and walk to the refrigerator :banghead:

Yes I have dun this :sign3:
 
You're right on with those 8, C! Looking forward to the other 15.
 
Man,

I cracked up reading those,everyone those hit home for me.
I rarely use cursive writing any more ,in fact I think I need to learn how to print again!!!
 
6pk2goDemon said:
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
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Looking at this again reminded me of the time (No, not "that one time...at band camp") when I was coaching girls 18 & under fastpitch travel softball. Our 18-year old 1st baseman (she'd recently been offered a full-ride scholarship to Auburn University) came up to me during a game while we were in the dugout and asked me what time it was. I just held up my wrist so she could see my watch as I continued to monitor what was happening on the field.
After a few seconds she says, "I don't do to well telling time on those kinds of watches."
She couldn't look at the hands on my watch and determine what time it was! All her life all she'd seen were digital clocks. Really sad.
 
I have to keep scrolling back up to re-read cause I forget
what 1-8 said as I'm reading these replies.
just turned 57.........I think.......wife says that correct.
 
3 top rules of getting old
3 - Never trust you Doctor, He'll just keep you coming back and finding more things wrong!
2 - Never trust a fart - it will most likely turn into a "Shart"!
1 - MOST IMPORTANT! NEVER WASTE A HARDON!!!
 
Heck, I can't remember the 8, only the gist.

62 now; can take a nap standing up- always felt guilty about a nap after a hard day of fishing, when in my 30's- those where better naps than I get now.

Walking into a room, or all the way out to the shop- stand there; what did I want? walk back, then 4 hours later- oh yeah, but now it's too late in the day.

Where in the heck did I hide that important thing/document/paper/gun part?

Did I take a shower?

Did I pay the bills on time?

Why is the cat p-o'ed? I fed him, didn't I?

Did I go to the doctor last month?

The hedge needs cutting, let it get to 14' tall. Bought a pole saw, it's getting hot in Fl. Do I need to stand on the tail gate of the truck, and wield this heavy thing this year?

I need rear tires and rims to get the Duster off the jack stands, been there since 1987. Can I trust that old 340?


We just have to man up and do it, no matter how much it hurts.

I'm with your feelings, bro.
 
I solved the fitted sheet issue..... I have just one. It comes off, I wash it and it goes back on.
 
Scrolling back up:

I wish I had knocked some punks harder than I did, and wished I would have followed that punch with a second.

Wish I had stayed a GM line tech, even though I was driving their competitor car.

Wish I had spent more time, enjoying life, instead of being so street competitive with the 70 Swinger.

Looking back- can't change it, that was you. Now, retired, no $; I just try to teach my grand daughters different. All they want to do is ride in the Duster, lol. Darn factory advertised 10.5 . Need marine gas, and less timing.
 
When looking for your wallet and keys, don't forget to check the refrigerator.
Yes, i've done this, and yes, i've found them there!
 
Good to see you're having fun with these. And on a side note, I didn't write them :happy1:



#9 thru #15


9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have
to restart my collection…again. (Haven't gone "blu ray" and don't even own a DVD player
--I'm still waiting for vinyl to return)

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word (or Pages in Applespeak) and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
These are all soooo good and right on! Can't wait for the final 8 - oh, wait, we already saw #16.
Keep 'em coming.
 
urg *&^%$ face hurts from laughing....

by the way

vinyl has never gone away, just underground and punk...lol
I still have my record player from the 70's and my records..
my kids said "wow" thats a big 'CD' when they first saw them...lol
 
green1 said:
lol, my ex wife used to laugh at me trying to figure it out. Down to one, now also.
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:D When the one wears out, it makes a great motorcycle dust cover....

6pk2goDemon said:
Okay.......here's #16 for 'ya Okla LOL




16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
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Or a Jack and Coke.... :D
 
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