Online dating

toolmanmike · Jul 15, 2022

Jeff Seighman said:
He makes a good point, I think I have to agree!

I should have added the laughing emoji. He must have thought I was serious. :rofl:

Ron_M · Jul 15, 2022

The bigger the cushion
The harder a pushin'

diymirage · Jul 15, 2022

Ahoey said:
ZZ TOP fat bottom girls make the world go round. Whole lot of Rosie AC/DC

You sure that was ZZ top?

clementine · Jul 15, 2022

Ron_M said:
The bigger the cushion
The harder a pushin'

Mudflaps yeah my girls got em!!

pittsburghracer · Jul 15, 2022

She probably smells like the beach. A dead Whale on the beach that is.

Ahoey · Jul 15, 2022

Sorry my mistake should have been Queen not ZZTop

Mark Wainwright · Jul 15, 2022

Ahoey said:
That’s what we used to call a two bagger, one over your head and one over hers incase yours fell off lmao

Two over her head Murray

Mark Wainwright · Jul 15, 2022

Dartnut · Jul 16, 2022

She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

pittsburghracer · Jul 16, 2022

Dartnut said:
She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

I have a 3/4 ton diesel so she would fit in the bed. Lol. Get it!!! BED.

crj1968 · Jul 16, 2022

Ahoey said:
Sorry my mistake should have been Queen not ZZTop

Maybe you we're thinking of Legs or Tush.

1WildRT · Jul 16, 2022

Mark Wainwright said:
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Ceedawg · Jul 16, 2022

Dartnut said:
She's a 1/2 ton pickup...

My buddy would always say nothing is culled at quitting time. If he can’t get her in the truck she goes in the bed

jimjimjimmy · Jul 16, 2022

1WildRT said:
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thanks , both me and the wife near pissed ourselves laughing at this . thanks again for the laugh .

Bobacuda · Apr 15, 2023

Got to be careful. She may have a really good job, but be nutty as a sack of peanuts… in fact, “she” may have “her” own a sack full of nuts…

fishmens67 · May 11, 2023

fishmens67 said:
How did your date go, John?

pittsburghracer said:
Got her phone number. Lol. I think the chances are looking good.

I think her boyfriend knows, he disagreed with my question. lol

Demonracer · May 11, 2023

She bears a striking resemblance to Honey Boo Boo, ya pervert. LMAO

pittsburghracer · May 11, 2023

Oldiron440 said:
I don’t think a month’s worth of Viagra could generate enough wood to ride this!
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I hear she’s on a diet. Only gained 10 pounds last month instead of the usual 15.

6PKRTSE · Mar 13, 2024

I haven't done it, but I heard online dating is like buying a Chevy. You never know what you are going to get.

Demonracer · Mar 13, 2024

You were "Catfished" !!! LMAO

pittsburghracer · Mar 13, 2024

Demonracer said:
You were "Catfished" !!! LMAO

Not only ugly but probably a guy too. Lol

Dartswinger70 · Mar 13, 2024

Oldiron440 said:
I don’t think a month’s worth of Viagra could generate enough wood to ride this!
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More chins than a...oh never mind...

Ever notice once they get so fat they all look the same...?

retroron · Mar 14, 2024

1WildRT said:
And since she appreciates Sailors she's got "Welcome Seventh Fleet" Tattooed on her inner thigh....

Probably a picture of a carrier as well

Ahoey · Mar 14, 2024

retroron said:
Probably a picture of a carrier as well

She could be the carrier

Oldiron440 · Mar 14, 2024

Carrier hell she’s got room for the whole fleet.

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