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So what your saying is that your gonna drive the wifes mini van into the woods as bait for the big bucks?? I can see car dealers now pimpin out their cars as irresistable..

I find this one quite amusing as today I had an inspection at our local county psych ward. What's real nice is that they plan on cutting their admitted people by %50. And just releasing them onto the streets. But they say that will save them money there, but I wonder what it costs for the...

Getting the car in the garage is going to be a biot*h!!

I just came across this on craigslist. It's a Caltrans shovel with a built in kickstand.

I had to tow a rwd LeBaron once that the bright owner had done something similar. The had gone to home depot and loaded up a few 2x4's on the roof right up front by the door and used that poly twine to tie it down. Well they forgot to cut the twine, and when they drove off it caught under the...

All that I do to get most people is to start whistling or sing a few words of those irritating kids tunes, or intro's to old tv shows. One of my favorites is "The Addams Family" for tv shows, and for kids tunes "Wheels on the Bus".

It does come with an extra safety feature of a football helmet. Definitely a forward look car. I see in the future I'm going to hit my head, and I better put this on.

Aww man I wish that was Kalifornia compliant!!

I wonder what he'd do with a three on the tree??

Had somthin similar when I drove for AAA. But it was a BMW which has electric assist. The locks sense when you pull up on them and then the actuator unlocks all of them. But when the battery dies the actuator can't sense or release your stuck. And to make matters worse the battery is under...

She should be sterilized. O my f*&%*ng god!!

At least they got my good side for the picture. And I have to work on getting rid of that moped restriction.

same same here

Maybe book smart but not street smart!

Ummmm Uhhhh What he said. Umm Yeah..... I'm screwed...

We screwed a hunk of tread from a sprint car tire onto both of ours.

All it takes to do that to one of those power wheels is to put in 12v batteries. They use 6v normally. We used to put in the 12v emergency light batteries, as they cost less and work much better than the power wheels ones.

Well that ought to change the flavor.

My dad met Chuck at a Karate Competition they were both in either the late 60's or early 70's and said that he wasn't that impressed. Due to Chuck being a points fighter and not a full contact fighter.

I'd climb that. Only a little taller than me. Just shy of a foot taller. My wife is 6'.

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He shouldn't be able to sue the gun maker. The gun did exactly what it was designed to do. I wonder if it fully cycled even though it was stuffed in his waistband? Or if he also got a case of hammer bite? What an idiot.

Ditto

That there would be family of mine.

But he knows his right's tho!!! He only lives 10 miles back thataway.

That my friend is a electric window defroster. Because there are no defrost vents in the dash anymore.

Iv'e thought about making a nice coffee table book titled "Memoirs of a Blue Room" Above the pisser on one of my jobs. "Don't look here the Joke is in your Hands" "Dam this sink is to low and the Mint tastes funny" "The first sign of AIDS is the pounding sensation in your ***"...

I have one mower and 4 kids old enough to use scizzors. Don't need no weedeater. I keep the bushes trimmed neat.

I firmly believe that every parent should parent. Every parent has there own way. You might not like it nor I. But when an appointed person sees this in their own one way view it all goes to chit. Our kids are told over and over that if anyone does anything that they don't like to report...

Actually when I was up there I was drilling holes in the highway for seismic monitoring before any new bridges or work was to be done. And for safety of people on Highway 1, and the local peoples. It was interesting as we couldn't walk around one side of the truck as it was on the edge of the...