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I would ask if she would need any help with that luggage...

Just be glad there aren’t any birds around that still eat these kind of worms....!

:)

So you hate the guys guts like there’s ni tomorrow, and yet you still decide to help his ad scamming business by copy/pasting his entire ad... ;)

Hope there wasn't a car in that container.... It might need an alignment now...

Very most unlikely.

Didn't they live close by some creek?

Gross enough to still want to talk about it in public... You see these things more and more often. Where exactly should I have braced myself on/with? That's a key piece of information that seems to be missing from this topic... ;)

Leaning on your 'left cheak' makes farts more trustworthy of being an actual fart.

What happened over the years in that region when the neighbor's donkeys start to look more appealing than the rest of the local females...

For all of those who are coming out in this topic and your happy little musical secrets, you should also list what you normally play when others are around!

That's not trouble, it's convenient. More reason for men to forget to the unnecessary bullshit. You will be reminded of it anyway.

Modern kids would probably be too fat for these things today. That's why they got led lighting now.

Westcoast/The Hague. No-one has a driveway here in town. We mainly have sidewalks. We hardly get any snow here, but if we do, most people just clean off their cars. Some ofcourse just casually wipe the snow of one or two windows and head off on their marry way with fogged windows...

About these kids, they've probably already become just as fat and lazy like their lazyasshippyparents who can't be bothered to shovel the snow on their own lawn anymore... :twisted:

Is it more colder at night, or outside?

Palm tree & clouds.

Ever wondered why your own farts can smell from moldy to even vicious, but still be 'acceptable'... while farts created by others, in any form, are just plain gross? Ever been in the same room with someone and you both farted hearingly? Your brain now has a big dilemma as to wether to doubt the...

Think of this, for every clown behind the counter there are also at least 10 in front of it.

I think what he's actually saying is: :D

If you close your eyes you'll probably think there are 5... "Hey, is that your sister next to you?", you ask with your eyes closed. - "No silly, that's my other leg!" *giggles* ... ... ... :D