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I was behind two older ladies in line. One says to her friend, "I just LOVE the dollar store! I don't have to get all dressed up like I do when I go to WalMart!" ... In the span of the next 3 seconds, 5000 linear feet of "People of WalMart" footage played in my head ... and my usual...

For some reason I was expecting a couple Slant 6s. Sometimes I just wander into the wrong room ................. LOL

Mike Rowe? I don't remember what he ended up selling but he's a wonderful ambassador for trade school. America needs more people like him. Especially if they bring donuts. :D

I'd poke him in the belly to see if he giggled like the Pillsbury Doughboy. And then I'd snatch a dozen chocolate creme filled, a couple pints of chocolate milk and some napkins, and immediately dispense the evidence.

These are great guys!!! Keep 'em coming.

That was hysterical! Thanks for sharing it. I'm putting the link on Chevy Cat's facebook page. As an aside, whomever placed the water bowl under the electric outlet is a special kind of idiot ...

{ kick } :rofl: I adore you. :D

That's not a man bun. That's the alien's tongue blowing out the back of his head.

I'm dyin here!!! Sooooo serious and passionate! It's only 10:30 but now I'm ready for some nip.

... at least twice.

Ahhhhh WalMart ... where you're required to cover your face and your gun but not your ***. I bet a few people would try to swipe their credit card through it.

This was even worse. Who would have thought a cast iron intake would make a good pillow?

Caught The Stig grabbing a nap on one of Billy's old school hemi blocks yesterday. That cat can sleep anywhere.

Oh he's gonna love that!

San Bernardino is misspelled.

I totally laughed out loud!!

Thank you most sincerely for your service at ALL of your day jobs :D ... you and your comrades are the reason we aren't typing in German or Japanese. You also get the biggest discount I offer as a small Thank You for your sacrifices. :usflag: As for the rest ... Boys will be boys ...

I was asking the new guy.

So ... what do you do for a day job?

Happy birthday Ben!!!

A real tip on chrome faucets and fixtures is to wipe them with waxed paper after cleaning. It helps repel water spots and keeps them shiny longer. Sorry -- I'm also a woman in addition to being a die hard motorhead. :D:D:D

"I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man ..." :D Enjoli perfume

****, I'd just be glad if Billy helped with something around the house ... even the grinder.

I win. :D:D:D

A blonde and a redhead were roommates in an apartment. One day there's a knock at the door, and the blonde answers it. It's a flower delivery boy with a beautiful bouquet for the redhead. Blondie brings her the flowers. Red opens the card and rolls her eyes. "Oh great, they're from Bobby. I...