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And it's an 850, too. ugh. :angryfir:

In 1977 I passed on a '63 split window Corvette for $8000. I was a broke 17 year old who couldn't even keep $8 in his pocket.

It means somebody shoulda learned him how to type english a lot more gooder.

She should have just gotten rid of them...like this guy lol. http://youtu.be/U2rYwbWBohg

Officer, all I said was that she was putting on a little weight.

I'm very disappointed the Boston Crème Rolls are no longer sold in the San Diego area. I'd kill for a box.

I have a buddy who has been getting free cable since 1996. I curse him everytime I see my cable bill.

:lol:

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...

Correct.

I'm sure many were permanently relieved of their responsibilities after that.

:laughing: good one

Most Other People Are Rich

Alcohol, lubricant and latex gloves. Sounds like my kinda party.

"allegedly" flattened? I'd say the evidence is pretty overwhelming. :laughing:

Sick, but funny. :laughing:

You can't fix stupid.

My wife frowns on my dating outside the marriage. I've approached her about it a few times, but she's a stickler about that kinda stuff.

You're lucky. I don't even get my pants down in time.

I've never been able to decide. They both got it goin' on in their own way.

You might be a redneck if in your wedding vows the word "Nascar" was used. :kneeslapper:

When I had computer problems, my son would tell me "it's just a loose nut behind the keyboard". He gets that from his mother's side.

My wife just slapped me on the back of the head. I wish this computer would change pages quicker when she walks in.

Nope. Bupkis.

You were on YouTube seaching "******", I'm sure of it.

I feel like we should give mike a group hug. Anything that ends in "oscopy" is never fun times.

My in-laws & extened family are all Palestinian/Egyptian/Syrian, etc. I get the joke, but failed to see humor in it. We've got all kinds here. I guess we take the bad with the good.

I made it to the point where the fat girl showed up. That was it for me.

The narrative in the story never clearly identifies the "bully" or the "bullied". I think we assume the fat kid is in the roll of the "bullied". I know when I was in school the fat kids were always being picked on.

If I told my wife that Sam was my new fishing partner, she would kill me in my sleep.