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Holy crap! I kept waiting for it to end.

Here's a better version... "Joy to the world of Jack and Coke!" YouTube - Corey Taylor - X-M@$

Hell Yeah, F**K Zombie Jesus' Birthday and bah frigging humbug!!! (if your a Corey Taylor/ Slipknot/stone sour fan then look up Corey Taylor Anthrax on youtube.)

I can't even count the number of times I have had a sheet metal screw jamb under my fingernail when that happens.:angry7:

What if your under the car on the creeper, she comes out to the garage, pulls you out from under the car, rapes you then pushes you back under the car? I don't think Nikki would have married me if I wasn't a car guy. She thinks any guy that can't fix his own car is a pussy.

Ram 50?

....Really?....Again?....We do have a News and Politics forum guys.:angry7:

Yeah but only KFC gives me diarrhea after I eat it :downtown::grin:

LOL Anyone tried the Double Down from KFC? Chicken, cheese and bacon, it looks like the greatest thing in the world but I am afraid of KFC :pottytra: I'm still mad that they got rid of the chicken little sandwiches years ago.

73 camaro with a built 66 327. I just installed a new oil gauge, started it up (no hood on it) and watched as a stream of oil shot out of the back of the block, bounced off the ceiling of my dads shop (about 19' ) then splashed all over the windshield of the car. I forgot to hook up the other...

Blanch would break you in half then ride you like a circus pony!

Well hit her in the sh***er and make her eyes glitter, looks like I'm getting a 48 Tucker! :la::downtown:

I was trying to explain that to one of the retards I work with. This guy is not one of the production crew, he always has a copy of people magazine on his desk and I doubt he has ever had dirt under his fingernails. He was making this big deal about how everyone should be so upset with Tiger...

What a waist of Jack!

Quoted from the link you offered.... "Each person inherits a set of genes from his or her mother and father. Unfortunately, genes today contain many mistakes (because of sin and the Curse), and these mistakes show up in a variety of ways. For instance, people let their hair grow over their ears...

It is tiresome to continuously hear religion used to separate people from each other, give cause for war, and easily allow people to pass judgement on each other arguing that there is only one way to live your life....the way YOUR god says you should. The books most religions preach by are all...

.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Weird thoughts of the day....The bible in any form = the worlds oldest comic book except some people for some weird reason believe it's real. Even if they were real Satan would be more fun to hang out with, God just doesn't seem like the do a burnout in the grocery store parking lot at 3am type...

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LOL, wow, someone doesn't pick up on sarcasm very well. LOL.

Your a dick! :thebirdm:

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No offence but your safe from me coming back to NC because I Fing hated it there. Just a little too much country music and number 3 stickers everywhere...oh and the looks/comments when you walk into a public bar (not one of the back woods private ones) with someone that is darker than a farmers...

You can put up a big fence with razor wire on the top and a few no trespassing signs, that might keep everyone in.....I mean out.:-D

Don't forget to dial in your scope!!!

Let me add to this list from when I lived in Jacksonville/Richlands/Topsail areas... You can get out of a night in jail if you get in a drunken brawl with some Marines and clear out at the Waffle House at 3am if you live on certain roads... "Oh you live on .......road?! Just go home and I'll...

Fo shizal ! :bootysha:

The highschool in my area had a required EBONICS class in order to graduate! Thank god the kicked me out after 6 months and I went to the alternative school, it was the best thing that I ever did. They kept me interested, called all the teachers by their first names, smoke breakes every 15 mins...

What the hell is wrong with you Chas?!?!?!?!

Feeling way better! Vodka, blueberry Eggo waffles with extra crunchy peanut butter and Sublime playing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9TEBzfAzQs&feature=related And I'm getting ready to watch Night of the Creeps! You gotta love cheesy horror movies from 1986!