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I thought about putting "choose your own" in parentheses but decided to hell with it. I'm not the PC type, I pick on everybody equally:snakeman:

I saw a Muslim fall into the lake early this morning and being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services. It's now 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded! Now I'm starting to think that I've wasted a stamp.

The answer is "BEER". What was the question again?

Sorry bout the caps. Got it like this in an email and I'm too lazy to change it:bootysha: DO YOU KNOW THE FRONT FROM THE BACK OF A TREE? A REDNECK FROM GEORGIA DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO VIRGINIA TO SEE GOD'S COUNTRY. WHEN HE GETS TO FRANKLIN , HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH...

I'd toss him a cinder block, or an anvil if I happened to have one handy:evil4:

good one

:puke:

Foul language but funny as hell:snakeman: http://natebloch.com/

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a...

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our...

:sign5: I love asian jokes. A good buddy of mine is half Korean and I send these to him just to p!ss him off LOL.

Man I'd LOVE to do that at my house but the wife would **** bricks. LOL Maybe have Frosty under Santa...I might need to go buy some lights.

Funny vid I got in an email8) Wouldn't want to try it on my 440 though.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DIl1f073s

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the human resources department and asks to file...

Bwahahahahaha:toothy10:

:withstup::downtown:

Good. Karma is a ****.

Been thinking about one of them in 45-70 or 450 Marlin. Nothing like throwing a big hunk of lead downrange:-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

Pot flavored lollipops:hippy2...

LMFAO!:toothy10:

Hahaha me too!

:shock:

:toothy10: :sign5:

A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.. Cop says, "License and registration, please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete...

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day...

This one made me LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFInViTkLoU&feature=PlayList&p=5A8C297D5D5FA4A3&playnext=1&index=80

Amen to that. I'm always carrying one of these two babies

Got it in an email. Don't know if it's for real, but it made me think of Cudaspaz:-D To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah ) I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend...

Nokia has finally designed a cell phone exclusively for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Baltimore, Norfolk, Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, Philadelphia, South Chicago, St Petersburg, Tampa, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit...