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Thats so funny, I would have told everybody.

That is the "package", tucked back. :pukel:

You were probably searching for ****, thats how everybody finds crap like that. =P~

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two...

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is...

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds......... AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for...

I would rather be in the middle! =P~

I think you missed about another dozen words just like that.

Interesting story, I don't believe it, but it's still funny.

You might be a redneck if you think this is fun (and I do!). http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1845064&page=1all

Ffffff, Ffffffff. Fffff.........funny

Where's the keyboard? :scratch:

:lol:

What do you call women who only eat cat, VAGITARIANS!

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He...

:toothy7:

Or moose knuckle north of the border.

I said it get REALLY hot here. Lead just melts out of the seam.

Its been in the 70's for a few weeks now, but next week we are hitting 80's, only a matter of time untill we are above 100, last year we had 3 months worth of 100+, when it gets that hot, its miserable. I am enjoying the temps working on my car now while the weather is good.

Mama and Papa, both in their 80's, were visiting their son and his wife. The old man went to the bathroom at one point, and as he was there, he noticed a box of medications sitting on the bureau! He picked it up and saw that it said "Viagra!" Later, when he was alone with his son, he said...

NOW THAT IS A CANADIAN DOORBELL. :headbang:

You are going to get me in trouble at work! :toothy7:

She has a nice (b)***.

Forget the greens, eat a box of bran cereal the next day, tat WILL clean you out.

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s."May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said...

A Russian And A Redneck Wrestler Were Set To Square Off For The Olympic Gold Medal. Before The Final Match, The Redneck Wrestler's Trainer Came To Him And Said: "now, Don't Forget All The Research We've Done On This Russian. He's Never Lost A Match Because Of This Pretzel Hold He Has...

yours or the moose?

Funny, that reminded me of when I used to sell home audio. I had a custome bring in his speaker that he just bought. When he opened the box, there was a large butcher knife and a bananna molded into that spray in foam material. It was funny because it looked like someone lost the contents of...

Umm.....what exactly do you want to see a picture of?

I picked up a pair Weld wheels from a mustang guy with 7 mustags in his driveway, I sorta felt just like that. Had to take the wheels home and clean all the for cooties off them right away.