Search results for query: *

  1. C

    Herman was no fool, Joke. :)

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.:dontknow: On his second day, the Army issued Herman a...
  3. C

    THAT big? New Bride Joke. pg13

    THAT big? In old Italy, a young couple had just gotten married and being without much money, they were staying at her Mama’s house. The young husband had arrived home early from the factory one day. He kissed his new wife and asked her to join him upstairs. The bride, being very shy, had...
  4. C

    Irish Viagra Coffee

    Happy St. Patricks Day. :) Irish Viagra Coffee An elderly Irish woman visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'...
  5. C

    Aflac Rudolf Youtube hahahaaa

    That time of year, for Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer...... YouTube - Aflac 'Rudolf' TV Commercial YouTube - Looney Tunes Aflac Commercial
  6. C

    Blonde Joke for you.

    A blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of...
  8. C

    blonde joke :)

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,'...
  9. C

    Frank Feldman was a perfect man!

    Frank Feldman. A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming...
  10. C

    Fleas joke :)

    Two fleas from Wisconsin had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue shivering, and shaking...nearly froze to death. The other flea asks him, "What happened to you?" The first flea says, "I rode...
  11. C

    Contractor at a new job. Joke. :)

    A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The...
Back
Top