j par
Well-hung Member
Well ever since I'm self-proclaimed internet male ugliest supermodel I went up a vote so I need to stop for a moment here and the keep the perpetuation of this self-proclaimed statement.
I really wish you'd pay more attention. UNWAVERING RULE #1--- THERE "MUST" BE PROMISE OF GREAT BBQ OR I AIN'T SHOWIN!!!
Just claim the BBQ is great and that if they dont believe u they have to show up and see for themselves!This is just another diversionary tactic, NOTHING was ever stated in the beginning that BBQ was any kind of central theme to this odyssey.......it was "WONDERED" if a hillbilliy built 410 would have a chance against a x block 340 built by a genius machinist.....ain't nothing in there about BBQ.......quit stalling .....WHO determines what "GREAT BBQ" is???
As stated, just a diversionary tactic............
I do!!!.....WHO determines what "GREAT BBQ" is???
I think we need to take a closer look at this customer review! LOL I think there's holes starting to get poked in this legendary cracked Machinist reputation?Exxon Valdez small!
You and everyone knows I've been ready for years...While you two bicker and spatter, I made 4 passes on opening day
Now drivers, start.... your..... engines!!!!!
Jpar .... YR
I do!!!
it's time for YR to show up, I already said I would supply the brats. lolYou and everyone knows I've been ready for years...
it's time for YR to show up, I already said I would supply the brats. lol
he denies being the mad scientist, but his writings throughout the web are encrypted. lol
it's time for YR to show up, I already said I would supply the brats. lol
he denies being the mad scientist, but his writings throughout the web are encrypted. lol
You and YR keep alluding to the use of marijuana? This could be why it's taken YR so long to get his act together? Out there picking the wild weeds? LOL take a trip and never leave the farm? LOL
Another one we where you look at the track record and must be picking them to talk? Taking apart and built a truck and completely assembled a car in less than 6 months single-handedly no time for the wild weeds...
I've said this once now I've said it twice I'll say it a million times if I have too! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A FLY SWATTER??!!!!I allude to the possible use of marijuana, as it would explane your erratic behavior....as to the truck and car rebuild..........WHO CARES!!!! Not relevent to the hillbilly 410 vrs genius machinest x block 340; you didn't HAVE to do it, just another case of "look at me"..........
And what the heck I'll give you a nice answer also because that's the kind of guy well the kind of Internet ugliest supermodel that I am. If I'm busy working or taking care of my life besides this forum and I don't get back to you and answer your questions as quickly and as thoroughly as you would like you don't have to start calling me names.I allude to the possible use of marijuana, as it would explane your erratic behavior....as to the truck and car rebuild..........WHO CARES!!!! Not relevent to the hillbilly 410 vrs genius machinest x block 340; you didn't HAVE to do it, just another case of "look at me"..........
This is as honest and true as I can give anybody it's really about the barbecue and how good it is! I'm not big on brats by the way. I do like a good juicy burger and I ain't nobody going to turn down a nice fat steak. My car is my hobby and my fun whether I race it or take my beautiful wife to a cruise in it. Last year after some great barbecue at the Woodburn Nationals I was able to race a good friend of mine and his Duster and for the first time I lost to him and it was the best race I'd had all year. There we are in the staging lanes and I was so happy that I was racing him and that our engines were equal I was pounding on the roof of the car and revving it up to the moon in the staging Lanes with excitement and he was looking over at me shaking his head and laughing. I was so happy he finally got his.As a supermodel your time is precious.
We all realize that.
You are well documented on your turning of every nut and bolt on your car. Just as YR is a documented writer of checks. You both probably suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome.
Win or lose it is the quality of the barbecue that actually counts. As the supermodel that you are you should be the judge of that.
Wow 32 pages of self stroking, foreplay, excuses and still no race. Hell at this point why don't ya'll just flip a coin to determine the winner and end all the silliness.
Well the silliness is the point, there's plenty of threads on here to be serious?Wow 32 pages of self stroking, foreplay, excuses and still no race. Hell at this point why don't ya'll just flip a coin to determine the winner and end all the silliness.
Well here's me working on the car! The funny part is my big nose made it into the picture LOL the curse of living with all those long extremities....A great idea.
Have a cookout watch some vidios of j par working on his car and YR writing checks. Flip a coin then do some burnouts in the parking lot. Just for fun of course.
Then have a photo shoot of the super model and give out free autographed copies to the public.
A great idea.
Have a cookout watch some vidios of j par working on his car and YR writing checks. Flip a coin then do some burnouts in the parking lot. Just for fun of course.
Then have a photo shoot of the super model and give out free autographed copies to the public.
I'm thinking 3 rounds heads up normal yellow yellow yellow green countdown definitely clocks and Time Slips I want proof. And I can tell you the loser is going to buy squirt and probably lose cuz he's been eating too many of those special brownies!So I'm thinking let's run 3 rounds.
Heads up.
Instant green.
No clocks.
Looser buys the ginger ale and I'll supply jpar with plenty of "special" brownies. That will keep his mellow on.