moparlover
Well-Known Member
a cowboy had about a week to get an anniversary present for his fillie. so he goes into town, and heads to the mall.
a lingerie shop looks like a good spot so he goes on in. he's at a rack looking at bras when a lady asks him if he would like assitance.
he says "i like this one right here i'd like to buy it"
she says "ok what size"
he says "7 1/2"
she looks at him funny o.O they dont come in that size. we have from 30 on up.
"i'm sure that's the size."
well she sends him home to make sure.
next day he comes in, and waits for her to finish with the other customer.
"i'm back ma'am i checked the size like you said. it's 7 1/2 i'm sure."
she says "it cant be. that's impossible"
"but i took my hat off put it on one and it fit jus' right. and my hat is a 7 1/2."
a lingerie shop looks like a good spot so he goes on in. he's at a rack looking at bras when a lady asks him if he would like assitance.
he says "i like this one right here i'd like to buy it"
she says "ok what size"
he says "7 1/2"
she looks at him funny o.O they dont come in that size. we have from 30 on up.
"i'm sure that's the size."
well she sends him home to make sure.
next day he comes in, and waits for her to finish with the other customer.
"i'm back ma'am i checked the size like you said. it's 7 1/2 i'm sure."
she says "it cant be. that's impossible"
"but i took my hat off put it on one and it fit jus' right. and my hat is a 7 1/2."
