I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.