Mark Wainwright
Well-Known Member
- I enjoy long Romantic walks to the fridge...
- Smiles are like Wedges'...They make your cheeks go up.....
- I've been hiding from exercise....I'm in the fitness protection program...
- I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store...I heard I could get thinner there....
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet....
- An old couple, who've been married forever, are sitting on the front porch. Suddenly the little old lady reaches over and slaps her husband.
"What's that for?" he asks.
"That's for being a lousy lover"
A minute or two later he reaches over and slaps her.
"What's that for?" she asks.
"That's for knowing the difference."....
- Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie....
- A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again....
- Smiles are like Wedges'...They make your cheeks go up.....
- I've been hiding from exercise....I'm in the fitness protection program...
- I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store...I heard I could get thinner there....
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet....
- An old couple, who've been married forever, are sitting on the front porch. Suddenly the little old lady reaches over and slaps her husband.
"What's that for?" he asks.
"That's for being a lousy lover"
A minute or two later he reaches over and slaps her.
"What's that for?" she asks.
"That's for knowing the difference."....
- Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie....
- A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again....
